heathicorn:

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

(via dolphinity)

caught:

Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*

(via orgasm)

tennants-hair:

at 5am you either feel like you can rule the world or like you’ve just been run over by a truck there is no inbetween

(via monica-adame)

drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

(via clockworkorgasms)

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