am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

(via dolphinity)


Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*

(via orgasm)


at 5am you either feel like you can rule the world or like you’ve just been run over by a truck there is no inbetween

(via monica-adame)


i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

(via clockworkorgasms)